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One of my favorite X Files episodes...

One of my favorite X Files episodes is “Arcadia”. In it, Mulder and Scully go undercover in a planned community because some horrible monster is killing anyone living there who doesn’t obey the homeowner associations petty-ass rules.

http://x-files.wikia.com/wiki/Arcadia

Since I’ve fortunately never had to live in a planned community I’ve always been bemused at the level of control-freakishness that goes on in those places. Example: One of my friends, after her mother passed away, put five of her mother’s small potted plants on her porch, only to have her wrist slapped because the HOA’s rules dictated that you could only have *three* flowerpots on your porch.

So today’s article from the LA Times made me laugh. I think the house in question is quite striking, which doubtless says something about my taste...

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-lapalma31-2008aug31,0,7269835.story?track=rss

Boy, who knew painting your house a bright color was a sign of certain disaster!

In my neighborhood there are blue houses, yellow houses, green houses, pink houses, even a burnt orange house (its proud owner has a burnt orange SUV to match), but all is quiet and peaceful and I haven’t detected any sign that the apocalypse is nigh.

If those folks in La Palma want something to complain about, they should move to the small Arizona down where I grew up where, once upon a time back in the 70s, a local DJ thought the best way to get our town on the map was to get everyone to paint their houses with polka-dots.

Some folks actually went for this. Let me tell you, a few years in the Arizona sun is not kind to that paint pattern.

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My favorite line:

"Where does it end?" asked Wayne Dickey, 56, wearing a bright Hawaiian shirt.

LOL!
LOL - yes, that was my favorite line too.
There's a planned community in Taos, New Mexico where the mandatory requirement is absolutely no contemporary or standard or "anything anyone else does" designs. You must make personal artwork of your house. Now that I could get behind. lol
Yay Taos! That sounds like a place I'd love to see. I visited Taos back in the 70s on one of the many (endless....) trips my family took back and forth on Route 66 to see my cousins in the midwest. I remember Taos was one of the highlights of one particular trip.
I tell you in our neighborhood it is about the same. What makes things terrible are the busybodies who feel like they are the 'local police'.

I remember that X-files episode! Loved it. And must say I felt like I lived it. ;-)
I tell you in our neighborhood it is about the same. What makes things terrible are the busybodies who feel like they are the 'local police'.

There's such an infestation of busybodies in HOAs and similar neighborhoods! As the Klingons in Tribbles would say, "tinplated dictators with delusions of godhood."

I remember that X-files episode! Loved it.

I just loved the bits with Mulder setting up the pink flamingo and digging the reflecting pool and bringing out his basketball hoop!