catalenamara (catalenamara) wrote,
catalenamara
catalenamara

What kind of obscene phone caller is this...?

The phone rings.
I say, "Hi."
Male voice. "Uh... Susan?"
I say, "No."
Pause.
Male voice. "Uh... Is this Tiffany with the big tits?"
I said, "No." (Extra boredom in my voice.)
Pause.
Male voice. "Uh... Sorry. Bye."
Hangs up.

Leaving me to wonder - did he chicken out of getting to the down and dirty, or does he hang with the sort of crowd where referring to someone by their bust size is considered appropriate? *snicker*
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